The Pitch Is Back Awards- 2011/2012 Season

Welcome to The Pitch is Back Awards where all the best awards are given out for the 2011/2012 Premier League season.  There have been some great players, some fantastic goals scored and some hilarious moments.  These are all the subjects and people I think deserve awards this year.

Top 5 players of the Premier League Season:

1. Robin Van Persie

2. Papiss Cisse

3. Juan Mata

4. Antonio Valencia

5. Clint Dempsey

Top 5 goals of the season

1. Papiss Cisse- Chelsea V Newcastle 2nd goal

2. Peter Crouch -Stoke v Manchester City

3. Robin Van Persie- Arsenal v Everton

4. Luis Suarez- Norwich V Liverpool

5. Kyle Walker. Spurs v Blackburn

Top 5 funniest moments of the season

1.Blackburn Chicken on the pitch

2. Morten Gamst Pedersen taking out Steve Kean on the sideline

3. Wenger putting his head on Pat Rice AFC v WBA

4. Fergie and Mancini touchline row

5. Chris Kamara wearing different clothes during soccer saturday commentating on Wolves v Qpr

Flops of the season

1. Stuart Downing

2. Joey Barton

3. Charlie Adam

4. Andy Carroll

5. Gervinho

Idiot of the season:

A joint award that goes to- Joey Barton for his funny but idiotic last day antics at the Eithad and Ashley young for his two terrible dives.

Top 5 tweets of the season:

These are a selection of tweets that have absolutely cracked me up

1. This one is only recent but it’s hilarious and goes straight in at number one “Can’t belieber Hodgson hasn’t picked Bale. is he some sort of clueless cu** or wot” Dave da yid @bigfuckinyid

2. After ruining Branislav Ivanovic’s night, Geoff Shreeves is now walking around the Nou Camp telling kids that Santa isn’t real. @football_tweet

3. #FootballShows Celebrity Wife Swap featuring John Terry and Ryan Giggs.  @pixiegooner Miss Arsenal

4. Using the Arsenal app to listen to commentary with very strong Wifi. Keeps buffering. Driving me mad. Does nothing at Arsenal work? @feverpitch

5. Ashley Young is getting ready to come on.  The Man Utd kit man is just trying to find his speedos. @Mellors30


Thanks for taking the time to read and if you have anything you’d like to add please comment


2 thoughts on “The Pitch Is Back Awards- 2011/2012 Season

  1. lol i’d of put gervinohnoicannotfinshhamoveho at 1 or 2 lol he’s been an absolute flop thhis first season and judging by standards he’s not gunner get any better really, for me you also missed Demba Ba in top players this season

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